I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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