Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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