I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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