Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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