I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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