i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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