Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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