I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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