I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i think i just lost a toe
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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