It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
