I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
