I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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