Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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