Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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