marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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