covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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