If i come over, it means nothing
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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