I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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