i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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