Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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