I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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