the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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