Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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