Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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