Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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