Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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