What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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