Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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