i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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