stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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