Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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