:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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