Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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