I just made out with a guy for $7.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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