Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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