we're blogging at a bar
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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