No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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