I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the day after is always just damage control
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
