If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Farmville is her only friend.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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