See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
