i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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