Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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