on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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