i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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