dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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