absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
