I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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