That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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