Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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