i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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