It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Use "feeling words"
Yay
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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