Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
