i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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