apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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