So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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