I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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