Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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